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Below are 2
notes that were found in an Allentown, PA Howard Johnson's Hotel Room in which I
stayed.
These notes bring 2 facts to light:
A: Howard Johnson's cleaning crew sucks.
B: Howard Johnson's has no rules against renting to stupid people.
OK, so I'm outside hanging Christmas lights. I bought a boatload of rope lights last year and I outlined all of my windows and my porch railings with them. How do you attach the above mentioned rope lights to the windows you ask? With these little sorry-ass rope light clamps (pictured below). The clamps that came with the lights are the same clamps you can buy anywhere this time of year. I have clamps with 4 different manufacturer names on them and they are all the same sorry-ass clamps! You can't buy a decent clamp for these things!
Below is a picture of one of the dozens and dozens that I broke while trying to hang these stupid rope lights! The rope lights do fit nice and snug, when you can actually get them in the damn clamp without breaking it! I want to see a guy from the manufacturer that is making these things get on a ladder and try not to break them when it's friggin 35 degrees outside! Don't these idiots know how weak plastic gets when it's that cold!? They are weak pieces of crap when they are warm!
I don't know about you guys but Hanging Christmas lights is enough of a pain in the ass already. Having to screw in a clamp, bust the clamp, unscrew the broken clamp, and re-screw in a new clamp every 5 minutes is a serious inconvenience and does nothing for my blood pressure!
Since this is the second year I've been forced to endure these stupid things, I thought it necessary to do some complaining. Do I feel better?
You bet I do! Until next year anyway.
Nothing like a $5.00 massage at a pinball show! "WOW" is right! Thanks, but I need to go play a game of Gottlieb's "Black Hole".
Well it was that time of year again. Back to the Pinball show in Allentown PA and what do I see? The damn massage went up $3.00! :) HEHEHE! At least us pinball folk got a nice mention this time. I can't wait till next year.
